Crazy Tumblr Themes

"I’ll be ok. I just need time to be sad."

- 10 word story (via lettersstrungtogether7)

AU: Lupita Nyong’o as Sam Wilson/The Falcon (follow up to x and x)

schrodingers-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

justanovercastkid:

ierocookie:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF

I FEEL THE NEED TO SET FIRE TO SOMETHING HOLY SHIT

my heAD HURTS BUT THIS IS SO EXHILARATING

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

dragonkisser:

code-kin:

dragonkisser:

Things gender is:

  • a feel
  • a meme
  • an aesthetic
  • a journey
  • a competition
  • fun and trendy
  • a good time with pals

how is gender a competition

Because I’m winning

"Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart."

- This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read  (via intensional)

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

╭̫◜⁘̫ ͡ ̮◝╮̫ 
(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

shy-faerie:

I need more money for cute underwear and plants 

denied:%20http://stoptheslowlane.com/