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this is the movie, right

scientifrick:

methtacular:

scientifrick:

"i wouldnt trade you for anything on this planet"

"okay but there are some really cool lizards on this planet”

lizards are creepy kylee

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writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

laughter-everyday:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"

laughter-everyday:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"

prokopetz:

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

englishsnow:

by wilma1962

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

imonislandtime:

Who Knows Who Cares // Local Natives

I’ve been going down, down into the river baby. Listen to the sound, it’s something only god knows

prozac34:

Song A Day: Comeback Kid (That’s my Dog) by Brett Dennen

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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blowoffs:

who needs good looks when you have a 

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