this is the movie, right
"i wouldnt trade you for anything on this planet"
"okay but there are some really cool lizards on this planet”lizards are creepy kylee
a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation
NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon
"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"
It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
Who Knows Who Cares // Local Natives
I’ve been going down, down into the river baby. Listen to the sound, it’s something only god knows
Song A Day: Comeback Kid (That’s my Dog) by Brett Dennen
male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off
where is the lie tho
"Americans are being so annoy-"
who needs good looks when you have a